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fetchingminx:

So, I wanted a pet for my junior year of college. Not a normal one though. Of course you can’t have a cat or a dog or some kind if pet that cannot be contained in an aquarium so my pet pool was limited. So I decided to be completely unconventional and get this little guy!

This is my baby, Seymour. He’s a Venus Flytrap. Yes, I am making a reference to Little Shop of Horrors. I find it hilarious and wonderful how attached I am to this little plant. I’m always worried about him when I go to work. I check on him before I leave for work and then I check on him once I get back home. He’s incredibly easy to care for. I don’t really have to do much for him aside from feed him bugs now and then. I’ll probably post updates on him here and there when I think about it.

He’s growing and eating and turning into such a great bug eater. He’ll do quite well in Shreveport, I think. I love him so.

But if he behaves poorly you’ll hammer him to death right

I will not hammer him to death. He’s behaving quite well actually But if he does act up, he will get a stern talking to. That’ll definitely set him straight.

So, I wanted a pet for my junior year of college. Not a normal one though. Of course you can’t have a cat or a dog or some kind if pet that cannot be contained in an aquarium so my pet pool was limited. So I decided to be completely unconventional and get this little guy!

This is my baby, Seymour. He’s a Venus Flytrap. Yes, I am making a reference to Little Shop of Horrors. I find it hilarious and wonderful how attached I am to this little plant. I’m always worried about him when I go to work. I check on him before I leave for work and then I check on him once I get back home. He’s incredibly easy to care for. I don’t really have to do much for him aside from feed him bugs now and then. I’ll probably post updates on him here and there when I think about it.

He’s growing and eating and turning into such a great bug eater. He’ll do quite well in Shreveport, I think. I love him so.

shinysherlockiantardis:

You do count. You’ve always counted and I’ve always trusted you

mirabilelectu is the queen of accurate tags. YES.

(Source: thatcoldmask)

Like a dull actor now,

I have forgot my part and I am out,

Even to a full disgrace. Best of my flesh,

Forgive my tyranny; but do not say,

For that, ‘Forgive our Romans.’ —O, a kiss

Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge;

Now, by the jealous queen of heaven, that kiss

I carried from thee, dear; and my true lip

Hath virgin’d it e’er since. —You gods! I prate,

And the most noble mother of the world

Leave unsaluted: sink, my knee, i’ the earth;

Of thy deep duty more impression show

Than that of common sons.

- Coriolanus: Act V, Scene III; William Shakespeare

(Source: unfairlymostfairly)

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redvedev:

givefoodtome:

Breakfasts from around the world!

Top to bottom: 

England

Brazil 

Canda, USA

Germany

Italy, France

Japan

god

gods I love breakfast

England looks fanfuckingtastic

“Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?”

I want them all!

I’ve been sick for like 3 days now and I wasn’t feeling hungry UNTIL I SAW THIS POST.

I FREAKIN’ LOVE BREAKFAST SO MUCH.

bunnybennett:

CORRECTION.

Apparently its not J.F.K. its JFK- so yes…the correct way to type it is ‘GG The Giraffe.’ Thank you internet!

I’ll correct the website eventually. For now…you can put all your GG The Giraffe artz in the #GG The Giraffe tag.

Unless someone with glasses and a labcoat comes along and tells us its actually like G-G The Giraffe or something. e_e

Damn english majors…and their damn labcoats know-it-all-labcoats. Glasses don’t even serve a purpose- just wearing them to chew on the ends of them while deep in thought.

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